Cul de Cuvée: 72 hours of espresso with Hoff claws

The recently-random bits.

We at the CdC bring you late-breaking news from 2018 in that, there appears to be excess stock of wine in Rioja and yes, wine tariffs in the United States could make this a great deal worse. Before you get your Gran Reservas in a bunch, do be aware that we’ll be following this story with the latest of outdated news once we receive an update on this strange flu that’s going around Wuhan, China.

In completely unrelated news from our Hot AF Desk, we have two words for you: Hasselhoff crab. This hairy-chested, large-clawed crab has been making headlines once it slow-motion ran into the news via the nickname, “The Hoff” given that its actual moniker of the ‘Yeti crab’ was totally beta. Apparently the crabs live in large, totally-not-sexual piles along hot vents on the Antarctic floor. So, in case you were wondering if that seabed was getting hot or if it was just you, the answer is, both.

For anyone who needs further proof that AI has jumped the proverbial shark, Heineken, the (um…) beer company, has opened an AI lab because yeah, that’s what you do right now. We at the CdC HQ would however like to welcome our future fermented technology overlords just to get that out of that way.