Cul de Cuvée: Pass the Prosecco, carefully

The recently-random bits.

If you’re as eagle-eyed as we at the CdC HQ think you are, then you’ll be noting the branding change for this fine publication. The reason? Well, much like Bari Weiss who managed to sell off her political vibe blog, The ‘Free’ Press for a slathering $150 million, we too have cashed the ass out to something with a different name. How much? Well, it certainly wasn’t $150 million! Let your imagine run as wild and free as a buffalo on a Las Vegas cocaine bender.

In case you don’t read the news and find yourself ‘happy’ these days, how about celebrating with a bottle of bubbly? Just make sure it’s not the Kirkland Prosecco from Costco in the US as the bottles, are known to shatter, much like how their wine production tanks are known to explode-er. You can never say it’s a dull moment in Prosecco land, unless of course it’s the ‘Happy’ Hour Prosecco offer at a local pub in the UK which is of course, the most soulless hour on the planet.

From the Desk of Animal Antics, we bring word that sea otters are stealing surf boards, again, black cats were banned from being adopted leading up to Halloween, chimps are eating fermented fruit for all the right reasons, and when it isn’t about boar swimming up on the beaches of Spain, it’s about coyotes from Angel Island going for a pleasure dip in the frigid San Francisco Bay waters. Those crazy non-humans, what will they think of next?!!