Cul de Cuvée: Sparkling filth & special tea

The recently-random bits.

We at CdC HQ would love to say that we’re blasting out this special “Holiday Edition”, but in reality, it’s more like the “Procrastinator’s Edition” so let’s get into it… right after this delicious cup of South Korean tea which is, well, “special tea” that a certain richest moron in the world might really enjoy.

Could it be that there just might be Yankee Tea in our near futures? Given the writhing snake’s nest that is importation to the US at the moment, it very well could happen! The “Super Maté” may kindly stay the fuck away from the stars n’stripes however.

English Champagne is the gift that keeps on giving if you give it to a French person who will then have yet one [more] reason to hate you, forever.