Cul de Cuvée: Spicy Danes & Dollycetto. This will do.

The recently-random bits.

What’s the biggest news of the day? Well of course that would be the “former popstar” Justin Timberlake getting arrested for driving drunk in The Hamptons which is about as white as a human being can be before spontaneously combusting.

Beyond all the shade dumped on JTLake inferring that all his glories have now passed him by, this usually establishes the five-year mark before a comeback tour, followed by another five years later wherein a biopic will be made in which he’s played by Joaquin Phoenix or whoever the most “intense” and completely-unwatchable actor of that particular moment will be.

The debate about scores for wines has come back yet again, but in the most unlikely of ways. For everyone who thinks that all systems are too complicated, Rachel Parris has come up with the ultimate two-star system of “This is nice” and “This will do”.

But, what IS happening in that herd of elks over there? Is it? No. Could it be? Impossible. But it moves just like one. Is that in fact, a don—”No, one here but us elks, please.”