Cul de Cuvée: Oh, 'that' list

The recently-random bits.

There are few more pressing issues at the moment than the pressure on the White House sommelier, Max Porswell, to finally release the Epstein Wine List.

Porswell has been putting up a brave front, trying to contend with the demands of the masses (including the CdC White House Press Detachment) by not commenting publicly. Enough has however been enough for Mr. Porswell as he has finally gone on record that there is no, nor has there ever been an Epstein Wine List as everything was drunk far too young.

In more important news, fresh outta our Nat Division, how does one prep for an evening in a natural wine bar? Remember, gentle readers, if you don’t have tattoos you CAN go into a natural wine bar, but you still won’t like anything. Also, that face when attempting to huff down the Crunchy Goo Goo Slurper for $19 a glass. Also, you can never leave. There’s a list.