Cul de Cuvée: Tequila, for when carrying a wife

The recently-random bits.

Well, things just keep being interesting, don’t they now?

That’s why it’s important to mention that just in time for the collapse of the Tequila market, Megan Thee Stallion is launching “her own” Tequila. We at the CdC are a hefty sack of sharp cookies so will also be launching our own signature Tequila called “Cul Shots” which will be made from only the highest-grade agave-based Tequila that we can scoop up in bankruptcy auctions. Watch out, we’re comin’ for you, Clooney and your Casamigos too!

Thankfully someone has done all the hard work of finding 15 cheap wines that taste expensive. If you think that’s great, just wait until we publish our report of 15 expensive wines that taste cheap. But don’t worry, they all received 99 to 105 points from a certain “Jacques” wine critic, so they’re actually great, despite tasting utterly terrible.

And from our Holland-based, Dang, That’s Expensive Desk, word arrives of how to deal with those pesky egg prices in the US that keep going up despite a change of the guard. The answer it would seem is, rent a chicken. In a follow up email that we didn’t bother to send, it was not clarified if there were any pervert filters in place.